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Greetings, wrestling fans! I have only one purpose for writing this column. My fellow columnist, the drunk chimp, Mr. Crackerjacks, had a few comments about several things I said in my recent column. I will address each one.
Crackerjacks said: Axeman posted in his diary: “The following post appeared a couple of days ago on Wrestling News Center: ‘At RAW in Philly, a good amount of people were waiting outside the venue to try and get the wrestlers to stop their cars in hope for autograph signings and pictures after the show… Randy Orton was a passenger in a vehicle, and gave a little boy who was holding a John Cena sign the finger!’ That's the difference between a professional (Jeff Hardy) and a professional ass hole (Orton).” My response: Noooo… that’s the difference between a BABYFACE wrestler working the fans and a HEEL wrestler working the fans. Dumbass.
OK, here is what I have to say in response: Orton is a heel wrestler. No doubt about it. I am impressed that you picked up on that as quickly as you did. However, one does not have to flip off little kids in order to get over as a heel wrestler. If you have to resort to doing that to get over as a heel wrestler, then you ain't much of a heel wrestler. Orton's gesture was uncalled for.
Mr. Crackerjacks said: Axeman posted on the Wrestling Newscenter diary in an interview with Jerry Lawler: “Whenever I interview someone, I like to do a little word association. I have a list of names here...” My Response: Lawler cut him off and told Axeman that he hated word association… and Axeman went ahead and did it anyway! What the HELL? Axeman, are you so fucking INCOMPETANT that you didn’t have ANY back-up questions? Lawler is a genuine legend and you, a NOBODY, ask him the same old questions he’s answered a million times before. Here’s a rule of thumb, amateur: If a man with the status of Lawler tells you he hates something and you do it anyway, you make yourself… and everyone ASSOCIATED with you… look like a MARK! Thank GOD you told him the site was wrestlingnewscenter.com and NOT hollywoodjimmy.com! Dumbass.
Here is what I have to say in response: Yes, Lawler told me he hated to do word association. He agreed to do it, however, when I told him I would keep the list short. That is called the art of tact and diplomacy. I shortened the list to just a few names. He agreed to do word association. Sure, I had back-up questions. I had three pages of questions I would have loved to ask him. So, if that makes me a nobody, so be it. If that makes me a mark, so be it. If that makes everyone associated with me look like a mark, so be it. It appears to me you are a little jealous that you were not the one interviewing Lawler. So be it. By the way, the correct spelling is incompetent. Dumbass.
Crackerjacks said: Axeman posted in the Wrestling Center diary: “Raven and TNA have also parted ways. Credit: Wrestlinginc.com” My Response: Wrong again. PW Insider clarified that the former NWA and ECW Champion is STILL under contract to Total Nonstop Action. Maybe instead of posting RUMORS you read from trolling every two-bit wrestling website, you should actually CHECK to see if it’s true. People like you, Axeman, who post rumors willy-nilly are a large part of what is killing the business I love and RESPECT… which you OBVIOUSLY don’t. Dumbass.
Here is what I have to say in response: Like it or not, Raven appears to be done in TNA. He is finished. It's over. He's moving on. He's going to greener pastures. He's TNA history. Raven has said recently in his blog that he is in the process of starting a wrestling school. He may still be listed on the TNA site, and he may still be under contract to TNA, but they have nothing for him at this time. He is finished with the company, at least for the forseeable future. I do not post rumors, you drunken simian idiot. Unless you can produce evidence that Raven is going to continue working for TNA, I suggest you shut up. As for you saying that I do not love and respect the wrestling business, you could not be more wrong.
Mr. Crackerjacks said: See, that’s how you take someone apart. Use that person’s actual words and SHOW them being stupid.
Here is my response: Exactly right, sir! I have taken your words, which you used when you attacked me, and used them to show how STUPID you really are! Imagine, you trying to discredit ME! LOL! ROFLMAO!
Mr. Crackerjacks ends his column with a photo and these words: Newly released photo of Axeman and Gail Kim… CAUGHT IN THE ACT!
Here is my response: Well, LOL, it obviously ain't me, and it SURE ain't Gail Kim. Not that I would not welcome the chance to have a roll in the hay with Gail Kim. I have said it before, and I say it again, I think she is the most attractive female wrestler in the business today.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jackercracks and his pathetic attempt to discredit me. He thought he could "take me apart." Looks like his little plan backfired!
We are one column closer to the final one!
The Axeman has spoken.